George Costanza Quotes (Page 11)
Driver: I'm so sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. I went to that rock concert last night at the garden. My seats were right up against the speaker. It's a heavy metal group. "Metalli"-something.
Kramer: "Ca".
Driver: Huh?
George: Wha..?
Jerry: "Ca".
George: Ah.
George: So, any word? Did you hear from the "pigman"?
Kramer: No.
George: And he's not a "pigman" is he?
Kramer: No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.
George: [showing off his perfect parking spot to Elaine and Jerry] Maybe the baby would like to see the spot.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007George: From the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere, I was enthralled.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 George: I'm at the health club and while I'm in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses. Who steals prescription glasses?
Elaine: You don't have an old pair?
George: I broke 'em playing basketball.
Jerry: He was running from a bee.
George: You faked?
Elaine: On occasion.
Jerry: And the guy never knows?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: How can he not know that?
Elaine: Because I was gooood.
George: What? I'm comfortable.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: Screw the Drake!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.
George: He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they?
Elaine: What's that suppose to mean?
George: This is beyond B.O. This is B.B.O.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
