George Costanza Quotes (Page 12)
George: I guess it can't hurt him... People eat pounds of those things.
Jerry: They eat them, they don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!
George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls!" I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls" ... Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls." Not "Guys And Guys."
George: So, whaddya say? You know, you'll always be the only man I'll ever love.
Jerry: What's the matter with you?
George: C'mon, go along...
Jerry: I'm not "going along." I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along!"
George: My name is Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!"
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: "Nobody is sicker than me."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George to Jerry: "Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm askin'. This woman thinks I'm very funny and now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Guard: All right, let's go.
Prisoner: I want the magazine!
George: Umm... No.
Prisoner: You know what I would do to you, if I wasn't in these shackles..
George: But you are, "Blanche"! You are in the shackles. Oh, I can't wait to read my "Time" magazine! Last copy, too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow in the park! It's supposed to be a beautiful day! Have a nice life..sentence, that is!
Prisoner: Hey, I was gonna take that!
George: Gee, I'm sorry... I got here first.
Prisoner: I don't care when you got here! I want the magazine.
George: You don't understand, there's a blurb about me in this magazine.
Prisoner: A blurb?!? You're a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!
Jerry: All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.
George: And then, there were two.
Elaine: Elaine Benes Kennedy Junior.
