George Costanza Quotes (Page 15)
George: Is Ted Danson's deal standard?
Susan: Ted Danson?
George: You know, the guy from Cheers.
Susan: Yeah, I know who he is. You're not Ted Danson.
George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: Which flavor?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos? What crazy town is this?
George: I hate asking for change. They always make a face. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007George: This is Morning Mist.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Kramer: Do you ever yearn?
George: Yearn? Do I yearn?
Kramer: I yearn.
George: You yearn?
Kramer: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often I sit... and yearn. Have you yearned?
George: Well not recently. I craved.
Newman: They're gonna beat me up!
George: No we're not.
Jerry: We're trying to find out what happened to Kramer.
Newman: You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About they keys. Yeah, that's right - about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap.
Jerry: Bad rap?
Newman: Yeah, from you.
Jerry: Me?
Newman: You heard me. So he packed it up and split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A.
George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the '20s and '30s, you know, men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.
George: No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 George: God bless you.
Robin: Thank you.
George: I wasn't going to say anything, but then I could see that he wasn't going to open his mouth.
George: You know who is responsible for Astroturf don't you? The Jews! Jews. Always hated grass.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007