George Costanza Quotes (Page 16)
George: I am not O'Brien. I am not O'Brien!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 George: Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Jerry: She's a NAZI George, a Nazi!
George: Is there a pinkish hue?
Jerry: A pinkish hue?
George: Yes, a rosy glow.
Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?
George: A plane crash? A heart attack? Lupus? Is it lupus?!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007George: I hate the big broker-houses. Hate them with a passion. Big broker-houses killed my father.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Remember, don't whistle on the elevator.
George: Why not?
Jerry: That's what Willie Loman told Biff before his interview in "Death of a Salesman."
George: What, you're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging. The biggest loser in history of American literature.
Elaine: George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me!
George: Well good, good. Take it off, you're going to wear it out already. It's for special occasions, this thing.
Kramer: What's that red dot on your sweater?
George's Boss: It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: (pause) Who said that?
George's Boss: She did.
George: (pause) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
George: These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Elaine: Yeah, yeah. I've seen goldfish. They're not unhappy.
Ava: Oh yeah, right. Swim around in a bowl for two weeks and get flushed down the toilet, that's a good life. [To George] Let's go.
Elaine: Oh yeah, that's right. Go ahead, go ahead, maybe you can run over a squirrel!
George: That's why we're here in America.
