George Costanza Quotes (Page 17)
Elaine: Yeah, I eat fish occasionally.
Ava: So you're a hypocrite.
George: Hey, I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. Anyway-
Ava: Well, talk to me when you stop eating fish.
Elaine: Fish don't feel any pain.
Ava: How do you know? Do you communicate with fish?
Elaine: You don't care that innocent defenseless animals are being tortured so that you can look good?
George: Could we talk about this some other time?
Ava: Are you a vegetarian?
Jerry: Here we go..
Elaine: Hey, is that real fur?
Jerry: Oh boy..
Ava: It better be or my ex-husband owes me an explanation.
George: Yeah, good night.
George: Unbelievable, I'm never gonna get out of here. The guy goes to pee, he never comes back. It's like a science fiction story.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007George: He purposely mispronounced my name. Instead of saying "Costanza" he'd say "Can't-stand-ya, can't stand ya!" He made me smell my own gym socks once.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: It's unheard of.
George: She asked me to.
Jerry: So you lie! What did you tell her?
George: I told her that she was pretentious.
Jerry: Pretentious!? The woman has my tax papers. You told her she was pretentious? The IRS. They're like the mafia. They can take anything they want.
George: It's okay. It's fine. She'll do it. I'm sure she'll still do it.
Jerry: Why will she still do it? She hates you now. People don't do you favors after you dump them.
George: Oh, no. We left on good terms.
Jerry: How is that possible?
George: Because I uh, I told her the truth.
Jerry: Oh my God.
Jerry: So what happened? You gave her my tax papers? My papers?
George: Oh, oh, your papers
Jerry: What happened, you didn't give her the papers?
George: No. I did.
Jerry: So?
George: ... I broke up with her.
Jerry: You what?
George: I broke up with her.
Jerry: I'm being audited! And you broke up with her?
George: This is terrible. What is this, ginger? I hate ginger. I can't understand how anyone can eat ginger.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007George: The statue slipped out of my hand and it broke. My parents looked at me like I smashed the ten commandments. To this day, they bring it up. It was the single most damaging experience in my life... aside from seeing my father naked.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007
