George Costanza Quotes (Page 19)
George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.
Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George: I'm Cartwright!
Jerry: You're not Cartwri-
George: Of course I'm not Cartwright!
George: "I feel bad for him too, but he'll get another job. I mean, let's face it, it's not a profession where you embellish your resume and undergo a series of grueling interviews."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007Jerry: "Oh, one more thing about the car. Let it warm up for a minute."
George: "That's a tough minute. It's like waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work."
Jerry: What you're suggesting is illegal.
Kramer: It's not illegal!
Jerry: It's against the law.
Kramer: Well, yeah.
George: What's up with you?
Jerry: Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!
George (to Jerry): "You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: "You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: It's all over for me. In fact...let's end it right now. Jerry, kill me, kill me now. I'm begging you. Let's just get it over with. Be a pal. Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
Jerry: Well, uh...What? Kinda like this? (Jokingly smothers George with the pillow. George freaks out, he didn't think Jerry would actually do it)
George (muffled): What are ya doing?! Whadya, crazy?!
Elaine (just entered): Jerry!
Jerry: Elaine! What are YOU doing here? (removes pillow)
George: What about like an announcer? Like a color man? You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game?
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: So? What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and, ya know, people IN broadcasting.
George: That's really not fair.
George: The light is blinking: "Come and listen to the idiot!"
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007
