George Costanza Quotes (Page 2)
Jerry: Hey George, I'm buyin' this car!
George: Ssssh. What is wrong with you! You never tell them you like the car! You're not sure what you want, you don't even know why you're here!
George: [watching home movies] Oh! Don't look this is where they change me.
Jerry: Weren't you like eight years old?
George: I was seven and a half!
George:: Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls to get your stress out? Why did you have to destroy 25 computers?
Kramer: George, you listen to me. I owe ya one.
Frank: Hey, Braun, Costanza's kicking your butt!
George: [using the phone] Watch how it's done. Oh, hello, Mr. Vandalay? Would you like to buy a computer? Oh, really? Two dozen?
George:: You've got shiksappeal. Jewish men love the idea of meeting a woman that's not like their mother.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 4th, 2007 George: All right, Dad, we're five blocks from the house. Sit sideways.
Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal! Serenity now! Serenity now!
George: What is that?
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
Jerry: So, what’s going on?
George: Siege mentality, Jerry. They really want me out of here. They’ve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. I’m like Hitler’s last days here.
Jerry: So, are you going to leave?
George: Oh no! I’m vigilant. They’ll never get me out. I’m like a weed, Jerry.
Jerry: I thought you’re like Hitler in the bunker?
George: I’m a weed in Hitler’s bunker.
Jerry: I’m getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff.
Jerry: So you're pretending to be a tourist?
George: It's beautiful. She makes all the plans. I'm not from around here, so it's okay if I'm stupid. And she knows I'm only in town visiting, so there's no messy breakups.
George: When do you start to worry about ear hair?
Jerry: When you hear like a soft rustling.
Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.
George: Really?
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part!
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
