George Costanza Quotes (Page 20)
George: "Look, do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things."
Jerry: "You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off!"
George (to Jerry): I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 13th, 2007George: She calls me up at my office, she says, 'We have to talk.'
Jerry: Uch, the four worst words in the English language.
George: That, or 'Who's bra is this?'
Jerry: That's worse.
George: I'm, uh, I'm an architect.
Vanessa: Really. What do you design?
George: Uh, railroads, uh...
Vanessa: I thought engineers do that.
George: They can..
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