George Costanza Quotes (Page 4)
George: George is getting frustrated.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 Jerry: She's too good.
George: Too Good?
Jerry: I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
George: I see what you mean,
Jerry: I admire the hell out of the her, you can't have sex with someone you admire.
George: I didn't get any bread.
Jerry: Just forget it. Let it go.
George: Um, excuse me, I... I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread? Two dollars extra.
George: Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: Three dollars!
George: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
George: Okay, how about this? All right, we get married March 21st, the first day of Spring.
Susan: What do you mean? You want to postpone the wedding?
George: No, no, no, it's not postponing. I just think the first day of Spring is the perfect day to get married. You know, Spring! Rejuvenation! Rebirth! Everything is blooming all the-
Susan: [crying] If you don't want to marry me, George, just say so. Say so.
George: Still marry , still marry.
Susan: You don't love me.
George: Still love. Still love!
Susan: My parents told me you were too neurotic and that I was making a mistake.
George: No, no, no! No mistake, no mistake!
Jerry: Well, you know, we were having dinner the other night, and she's got this strangest habit: she eats her peas one at a time. You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them. I mean, we've had dinner other times. I've seen her eat corn niblets but she scooped them.
George: ... She scooped her niblets?
Jerry: Yes. That's what was so vexing.
George: She wants to talk to you.
Susan: Uh, hello?
Estelle: Congratulations!
Susan: I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
Estelle: You do?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: Really?
Susan: Yes.
Estelle: May I ask why?
Estelle: Of course to a woman. What's she look like?
Frank: I'm sure she's pretty gorgeous.
George: What difference does it make what she looks like?
Estelle: Is she pretty?
George: Yes, she's pretty. What difference does it make?
Estelle: Oh, I'm just curious.
Frank: She's not pretty?
Estelle: Let me talk to her.
George: I watched "Beaches" on cable last night... give me a break.
Bette: Get some talent, then you can mouth off.
George: I saw Sienna again.
Jerry: He's dating a crayon.
George: I look like a troll!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
