George Costanza Quotes (Page 5)
George: George is getting upset!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: I'm going to keep seeing the bald woman.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: You think I tell Jerry everything? It's not like he's my wife.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: Well, if he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007George: Well, yes this is a business office. But I'm not a businessman per se. I'm here working for the people. Yes, I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 George: You're not gonna do it? What do you mean, you're not gonna do it?
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... No, I'm not ready for it.
George: If only something like that could happen to me.
Jerry: Oh, shut up. You couldn't do it either.
George: I know.
George: What?
Jerry: The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too.
George: That's unbelievable.
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene, man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna do it.
George: So what happened?
Jerry: She's ... into it!