George Costanza Quotes (Page 6)
George: I'VE GOT IT!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 George: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200 somewhere there were two women living together.
Jerry: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now. And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get on board, and we can get to work. Now what's it gonna be?
George: All right, damn it, I'm in.
George: Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the roommate switch. In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.
Jerry: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Well, for one thing they didn't have apartments.
George: Well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay the check, leave here and never speak to anyone about this again.
Jerry: Can't be done, huh?
George: The switch?
Jerry: The switch.
George: Can't be done.
George: [while having sex with his secretary] I'm giving you a raise!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: You got no waist in that thing.
George: And your arms look like something in a kosher deli.
Secretary: As you can see my references are impeccable and I think I'd be a real asset here. My only concern is: I take care of my mother. Will there be many late nights?
George: I can't imagine any.
George: You mean a walk back in. That's the toughest move in the business. You're sending me out into no mans land.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Jerry: I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.
George: I'll have the turkey club without the bacon.
George: She just took credit for my salad.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
