George Michael Bluth Quotes
George Michael: I mean, I know it's wrong, you know, but my feelings are real even if it was a mistake.
Michael: Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option. She's a blood relative.
George Michael: I know. I've seen the blood.
Michael: How long has this been going on?
George Michael: I don't know ... 53 weeks... I can't be around her with these feelings anymore, and that's why I'm not going to this party.
Michael: Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids, it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.
George Michael: We can't have kids. What's the matter? What are you saying? It's not even an option really.
Michael: Eventually, you'll want to.
George Michael: Sure, I may want to, you know, now. It doesn't matter. Either way, I won't do anything about it. Come on!
Michael: Hey, are you scared of a monster?
George Michael: Kind of.
Narrator: It was the monster called lust, to which he had recently succumbed.
George Michael: Cause I know exactly the cousin, I mean, the... the girl I would want to give and she'll want to give too. We'll... and we'll do that together. For them, for the sake of... I ju... it's a great day! Uhm, For being sad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Michael: Hey, so what's going on with the fundraiser?
George Sr.: Well, I don't think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.
Michael: Yeah, the HBO's not gonna want us. What do we do now?
George Sr.: Well, I think it's Showtime. I think we have to put on a show during dinner.
Tobias: Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging.
George Michael: Please don't call yourself that.
Michael: It's time for us to start having some fun.
George Michael: I don't know. "Fun and Failure both start out the same way."
Michael: Besides, I already got George Michael the big present for his birthday...
George Michael: A suit! Dad, is it Jack Welsh?
Michael: I want you to look under the pants.
George Michael: Quicken! Premiere! Dad, I hope you kept the receipt.
Michael: You want to return that?
George Michael: What? No, I want to deduct it.
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good... I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.
Michael: Instead of trying to impress our fake father, maybe you should be spending some time with your real son.
Gob: Steve Holt's not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt?! The moron jock?
Gob: That's my son you pothead!
