George Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 2)
George Michael: It's just... it's about a girl, and you're not gonna like it.
Michael: Is it about Ann?
George Michael: No.
Michael: Then of course I'm gonna like it. I mean I ... I like Ann.
George Michael: Yeah, uh, I'm gonna, um, you know, I'm gonna stay out here and, um, watch that famous Reno sunset.
Maeby: Isn't it behind you?
George Michael: Yep, there's... there's mirrors... It'll actually look closer.
Michael: Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby.
George Michael: I don't ... no!
Maeby: Uhm... I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael: [to George Michael] Well, this is a good chance for you to rub off on her.
Maeby: George Michael? Are you protesting this?
George Michael: This isn’t the line?
Ann 2.0: Yes, he is protesting it. He even helped me make the signs.
George Michael: Well, only mine and the one that says, “This is a tricky gray area.”
Maeby: And you can bring Ann!
George Michael: Oh, well. That's not really her thing. At least not if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original. I like the way they think.
Maeby: Hey, you remember that French movie we tried to sneak into once? Dangerous Cousins?
George Michael: No I uh. why, did we? Uh. I dunno. Uh, I mean...
Narrator: George Michael remembered very well. In fact, he currently had a copy of the DVD in his sock drawer.
George Michael: [shutting the drawer] ... kind of, but. Why do you ask?
George Michael: Is Franklin going to be there?
Gob: See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin.
George Michael: I just don’t want him to point out my “cracker ass” in front of Ann.
Gob: Imagine what he'd say about her.
Lucille: George Michael. Buster, did you at least offer your nephew a can of soup?
Buster: Yes, mother, I did.
[flashback to earlier that day]
Buster: Can I open a can of soup for you?
George Michael: [looking at his hook] Can... can it open cans?
Buster: Can what open cans?
Michael: They don’t like Nip/Tuck?
George Michael: Well, you know, they don’t like anything. Something about God wants people to age naturally, or, I don’t know. Ironically, she likes Gangee.
Michael: Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here.
George Michael: Oh. Does that mean she’s going to have to come live with us?
Michael: No, no. No. It was her drink, and even if it wasn’t...
