George Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 4)
George Michael: So uh, you guys have a good talk?
Michael: Yeah, a great talk, that cousin of yours is a hell of a girl... it's too bad you can't date her.
George Michael: No, I meant... wait, you wouldn't have a problem with that... Nothing!
Michael: George Michael, what do you say you and I take a little road trip down to Mexico tomorrow, right after Buster’s party?
George Michael: Oh, I can’t; I’m meeting Ann.
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann. You took this picture of us in front of that bagel place before it was burned down.
Michael: I guess I thought she was with another family.
George Michael: All right, let me grab Ann real quick.
Michael: What? Ann’s here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You-you said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.
Michael: Ann-Hog’s coming? I mean, I thought it was just going to be ...
George Michael: It’s just Ann.
Michael: ... like, the two of us. All right, well, just load her up in the car.
George Michael: Wow. Hey, can I bring Ann?
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann. She's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with.
Michael: I haven't met Ann.
George Michael: Yes you have.
Narrator: Michael had met Ann.
George Michael: You... You let her in. That's... That's her right over there.
Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...
George Michael: Ann.
Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?
Michael: This is not a family, okay? They’re a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. And Aunt Lindsay.
George Michael: [excitedly] She’s not my real aunt!?
Michael: Not her real nose. Got a picture of her when she’s 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon.
George Michael: Say what you want about America, 13 bucks still gets you a helluva lot of mice!
Gob: Who said anything bad about America?
George Michael: There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad... like, uh, were you ever awkward around girls?
Gob: What do you mean?... Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? No, I think I did pretty well. I didn't get any complaints, at least not from the girl. And he had to drive her home, so I think I did pretty good... pretty good.
Maeby: It all adds up. He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard, tunneled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candy apple on his way to Mexico!
George Michael: Of course! You're mocking me.
Maeby: Of course.
George Michael: The-the problem I'm having is, uh .. I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock.
Michael: Mmm-hmm.
George Michael: Which is actually why I'm such a good natural percussionist.
