George Michael Bluth Quotes (Page 6)
Maeby: Okay. So I printed the fake airline ticket from my computer. If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America.
George Michael: That says Portugal.
Maeby: That's right.
George Michael: Ok .. so, why are we doing this?
Maeby: 'Cause it's obvious they're lying. Come on, drive!
George Michael: Well, what if they see us?
Maeby: How are they going to see us?
George Michael: Well, it says "Bluth Company" right on the side, plus it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye.
George Michael: So I quit the play... I don't really like plays. Also, I think your dad thinks I'm gay.
Maeby: He thinks everyone's gay.
Tobias: I wish I could say the same for Steve Holt though. I don't know what the hell her problem is.
Michael: Her?
Tobias: Oh, I say that because I switched the parts. But it's still... eh... off. Perhaps! if she dressed like a woman.
Michael: She??
Tobias: Oh! for the love of god she's playing a woman!
Tobias: Okay everybody. Well we've lost the leading lady. But did you know that in Shakespeare's day, the women's roles were played by men? Fancy that. George-Michael, you know Steven's lines, yes?
George-Michael: Sort of.
Tobias: Fine, then you are my Benedict. And Steven Holt, where is Steven Holt?
Steve Holt: Steve Holt!
Maeby: I'm surprised you tried out for this.
George Michael: Yeah, I just love the theater.
Maeby: That's great. I'm just doing it to kiss Steve Holt.
George Michael: Actually I think I'm going to quit. Yeah. Theater's dead.
Maeby: ... But he's always going to be at football practice so I'm going to have to kiss the stand-in.
George Michael: But no. No. I love the theater, and I gave my word so I'm back in.
Narrator: Maeby was reaching out to a boy named Steve Holt, who was auditioning for the lead in the school play... Maeby decided to audition as well, looking for a chance to get closer to Steve.
Maeby: [auditioning] ... the occasion to kiss. [turns to director] And then we actually get to kiss, right?
Narrator: George-Michael also chose to audition, looking for a chance to get closer to his cousin, Maeby.
George Michael: [auditioning] ... I would kiss before I spoke. [to director] And then there's a kiss, right?
Director: Louder!
George Michael: AND THEN THERE'S A KISS, RIGHT?
Michael: George Michael, you're taking your cousin to work today, okay? That's your new employee. I don't want my niece ending up just like everyone in this family.
Lindsay: Uh-uh. You're not telling my daughter what to do. She's a child!
Maeby: No I'm not! I can work.
George Michael: Uh... I don't know about this. It can get pretty hairy in there.
Lindsay: Fine, do whatever you want. If I know my daughter, that stand won't be there in the morning.
Michael: [to George Michael] You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard.
Maeby: Um, yeah, I bought a frozen banana, and when I bit into it, I found this.
George Michael: It looks like a foot.
Maeby: It tasted like a foot. Which I didn't really mind, but I'm pretty sure I said "no nuts."
Michael: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Breakfast.
Michael: Family.
George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
