G.O.B. Bluth Quotes
Gob: Looks like George Michael got his mom back today.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007G.O.B.: And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Richard Shaw: But, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you out.
Michael: Take us out?
Gob: Oh! I could really go for some Italian.
Hussein lookalike 1: There is an Olive Garden in Mamun.
Hussein lookalike 2: I think he means to shoot you in the head, but please, at least let him look at the air conditioning first.
G.O.B.: This is what happens when you steal from Frank’s stable without paying. You want to be her pimp? You got to settle up.
Michael: Pimp? You mean that she’s...
G.O.B.: A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money...
Narrator: And that’s when Michael recognized the voice.
G.O.B.: ... tricks.
Michael: Wait a minute.
G.O.B.: Don’t you do it! Ain’t nobody going to see what Frank look like!
Michael: Franklin is Frank?
Music: Mr. F!
Michael: You're her pimp?
Gob: Of course! But I understand, you didn't know. Maybe we can give him a family discount [winks at Franklin]
Michael: Family discount is right. This is the sister I was talking about.
Gob: Oh! Well. Maybe I should be getting a family discount... Oh my god.
Michael: Gob, do you remember having a sister?
Gob: [looking at Lindsay] Sis-ter... no... not ringing any bells..
Michael: Besides Lindsay, of course.
Gob: Oh, Lindsay!
Michael: You might not be the most reliable source.
Lucille: No, this was all Buster. He got into Gob's pills.
Michael: The forget-me-nows? Gob!
Gob: I didn't know! I thought he was dating again!
Gob: What is going on? They're getting restless. I can't offer to [bleep] them in front of their husbands.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Gob: If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
Old Woman: Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.
Narrator: Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies.
Gob: [Looks at dollar bills] Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless... did you want me to follow you to your car?
Employee: They're your tips...
Gob: Tips...
Narrator: And Gob realized he'd accidentally worked a day in his life.
