G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 10)

Sibling Rivalry: Bluth Style

Michael: How'd you know I was here?
Gob: I called the office. You know, that Kitty is starting to sound pretty damn sexy to me. Maybe I ought to -
Michael: That was Lindsay.
Gob: Oh.
Michael: Yeah.

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Michael: He's not a chicken. He just doesn't like confined spaces, that's all.
Gob: I thought it was open spaces.
Buster: No, it's both.

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Gob: Oh N'gar-mad: you've got a moustache. I mean: you've got milk on your moustache! I mean you've got a milk moustache!

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George Sr.: Where the hell is everybody?!
Gob: I'm here dad!
George Sr.: I can't believe nobody came!

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Gob: [to Michael] Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.

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George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

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Gob: Hey, guy ... They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother Tio.
Tio: ¿Cómo?
Gob: Oh you're going to be in a como, all right.

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Gob: Oh, I see. She wants to talk to you. For some reason women feel safe around you. Maybe it's because you've only had sex four times.
Michael: Not four times, four women!

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Michael: He's lying to me. Can you believe that? Where the hell is this family's morality?
[A puff of smoke comes out of Gob's mouth]
Gob: I don't know.
Michael: What?
Gob: It's cold out here!

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Gob: What cops?! These are strippers! Look how hot they are!!

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