G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 11)
Michael: Tell you what. I'm going to give you the cash, but in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime.
Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
Young Gob: [making young Buster slap his own face] Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Gob: What? Oh, no! It's the cops! Oh! And a .. construction worker.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 GOB: So forgive me if I don't blow my mother's skirt up.
Michael: ... you mean "knock her socks off."
GOB: [pauses] Oh yeah. I could do that.
Michael: I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
Gob: She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" in the form.
Narrator: Maeby's parents didn't find the ticket. But Gob did.
Gob: Portugal?
Narrator: ... which confirmed his suspicions.
Gob: Gonna live it up down old South America way, huh, Mikey?
Gob: I [bleeped] Kitty!
Michael: Oh, Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
Gob: Oh, I got the information!
Michael: You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Gob: Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh ... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
Kitty: Gob? I wish I would have known you were coming. I am a mess.
Gob: Don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
Gob: But I'll tell you what. If you want to use my likeness for a Hamburglar-type character, I'll sign off on that. "Mr. Banana Grabber" or something.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007
