G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 13)
Gob: Oh to play monopoly with my family again. I’d give anything to be eight.
George Michael: I'm 13.
Gob: No, I wasn't crazy about 13. The acne, the self-consciousness... the erections.
George Michael: Whoa... [looks uncomfortable]
Gob: You okay?
George Michael: Yeah... I'm good.
Gob: Give me a dollar. No, the $20. This is gonna blow your mind... Some say wealth is an illusion, well let's just see... For one moment it's here, and the next ... monopoly. You don't have it, do you?
George Michael: I think I might.
Gob: That's good, cause a lot of the pieces are missing.
Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. [Michael points out a bunch of kids staring at Gob] ... Or candy!
Gob: You know, I sort of thought my contribution could be a magic show.
Michael: Oh, that's perfect, Gob.
Gob: Thank you.
Michael: Oh, wait a minute. I just remembered something — Dad's retiring, not turning six.
Gob: Why not? Lindsay's been staying at a hotel for a month, and she's probobly charging it to the company!
Michael: Lindsay's been in town for a month?
Gob: ... I don't think so.