G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: Hey, uh... what's goin' on down there? What are you doing?
Gob: [shoves bread into his pants] Uh... you don't want a hungry dove down your pants. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.
Gob: Attention, everyone. Why go to a banana stand, when we can make YOUR banana stand!?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Gob: Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?
Michael: Don't call it that.
Gob: I've got this Christian girlfriend now and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and [bleep] me and I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Michael: We're prohibited from doing any business outside of the country while we're under investigation.
Gob: Translation: wish I'd thought of that.
Steve Holt: Nice translating, dad!
Gob: Okay, you can turn the music off, I already shot my wad.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Gob: I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.
Michael: This is why I'm calling it a witness and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.
Gob: Oh I'm not going to pay that kind of money and not watch.
Gob: It's weird. It took some idiot parrot-man with a camera in his head to bring us together!
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry had a breaking point.
Buster/Surrogate: I had a great time, Gob.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic.
Buster/Surrogate: No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
Gob: Buster? Is that you?
Buster/Surrogate: I like making love to mother!
Gob: Hey, maybe that's it. Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. Build a miniature city, put it outside the window, tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. What do you think, dad? A whole, tiny town.
George Sr./Larry: Another brilliant idea, Einstein.
Gob: Really? You'd like to build it with me?
George Sr./Larry: Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. It's a stupid idea.
