G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 4)
Gob: Great news. Dad wasn’t crushed to death!
Michael: Was there risk of that?
Gob: How about the fact that I made you a thank-you gift last week, about which you haven’t said word one?
Michael: Oh come on, you asked me for $5,000 so that you could invest in a Franklin CD. Now, I assumed that you were talking about the mutual fund and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand.
Gob: Why don’t you get Gob to do your dirty work for you? Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere, or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty? Which is it this time, Michael?
Michael: Well, definitely neither of those two things...
George Michael: Is Franklin going to be there?
Gob: See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin.
George Michael: I just don’t want him to point out my “cracker ass” in front of Ann.
Gob: Imagine what he'd say about her.
Gob: Franklin said some things Whitey wasn’t ready to hear.
Michael: Gob, weren’t you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
Gob: He also said some things that African-American-y wasn’t ready to hear either.
Gob: Michael, if I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!
Michael: You're losing blood aren't you.
Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.
Gob: Hi. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick, want slow. Wait, that’s Indian.
Asian Man: Tea for dong!
Buster: Hey! I'm finally being treated like a real person. Not some deformed..
Gob: Ah! Hook. I forgot about that there, elephant man. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
Gob: I've figured out how to make money while I'm working!
Michael: That is what we call working.
Gob: The cow is coming after me.
Michael: Your wife? She was super thin.
Gob: She was? What about her cans? She have big cans?
Michael: You don't remember her at all, do you?
Gob: Hey, it was one night of wild passion!
Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body?
Gob: ... I like to look in the mirror.
