G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 5)
Gob: I think I’m responsible for Buster’s hand.
Maeby: Yeah, and I’m responsible for an $80 million movie without an ending.
Gob: Yeah, I know those problems seem big when you’re a kid, Maeby.
Gob: I did this. I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood.
Michael: Okay, you’ve got a better case than Mom does.
Gob: So with a simple wave of my... Oh, look... it... over there. One of the Desperate Housewives! So desperate.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Gob: And I'm going to need help getting out of this marriage.
Barry: Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage didn't I?
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: Yeah! we killed her! [goes to give a high-five]
Michael: No, she actually died.
Barry: You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years.
Gob: Smooth, Michael. Like her father's head, arms, legs and ass.
Michael: What are you talking about?
Gob: He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition.
Narrator: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...
Gob: 52 percent of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City."
Narrator: ... his ideas failed to evolve.
Gob: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."
Stan Sitwell: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.
Narrator: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.
Gob: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in [bleep] City!
Gob: So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It’s, like, die already!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Gob: So, get this. I took his dress eyebrows.
Narrator: Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless.
Michael: He’s not gonna be happy about that.
Gob: No. Especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.
Gob: Nobody makes a fool out of our family without my help.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 Gob: Well, I’m not waiting on my brother. I pass. You look surprised.
Stan Sitwell: I’m sorry. I must have put it on too high.