G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 7)
Narrator: Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael...
Michael: Put it down.
Narrator: ...as he always did, picked rock...
Gob: Make it collapse. Make me look foolish.
Michael: Gob, don’t do this. Gob, the scissors!
Narrator: ... which beat scissors. Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down ol' South America way.
Michael: But it's rock. It should beat everything.
Gob: There's not a lotta logic to it. It's kinda like on a boat with women and children first I mean why should they ...
G.O.B.: Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. I know too much. I’ve got the thingie. Half in English, half in squibbly.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 G.O.B.: I’ve got the proof, Michael. Dad’s signed contract with Saddam.
Buster: [whispers] Hussein!
Dr. Fishman: It ... it looks like he's dead.
Gob: Oh little guy! The tears aren't comin'! the tears just aren't commin'!
Michael:Just to be clear. Looks like he’s dead, or he IS dead?
Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.
Gob: I'll handle this one, Michael. [to Lindsay] It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. [sobbing] Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.
Michael: Hey, Gob, dad's gonna be around another ten years. Your business, well, might not.
Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped ... old big bear!
Buster: I didn't even know we were calling him big bear!
Gob: [still sobbing] We never had the chance to!
Kitty: Gob, this is your time. With my help, knowing what I know, we could take over the Bluth Company together.
Gob: Wow, this is a side of you I'd never noticed before. Have they always been that big?
Michael: I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Your secretary?
George Sr.: My secretary.
Michael: She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.
Gob: Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."
Gob: I'll tell them, Michael. I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know...
George Sr.: Nobody wants you. Does anyone want him?
Barry: Who'd want him?
Lucille: [to Gob] They don't want you.
