G.O.B. Bluth Quotes (Page 8)
Gob: The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. [thinks for a moment] There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 George Michael: Say what you want about America, 13 bucks still gets you a helluva lot of mice!
Gob: Who said anything bad about America?
Michael: I gave you permission to use the yacht. You blew it up.
Gob: Yeah, well, if you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can't be upset if they blow their nose. Right? I mean ...
Gob: What do you use for misdirection?
Lindsay: Misdirection?
Gob: Yeah, I mean if you're SO good at magic, what'd you have them looking at to divert their attention?
Lindsay: Uh, I dunno... my ass.
Gob: MY ass, you're lying!
George Michael: There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad... like, uh, were you ever awkward around girls?
Gob: What do you mean?... Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start? No, I think I did pretty well. I didn't get any complaints, at least not from the girl. And he had to drive her home, so I think I did pretty good... pretty good.
[watching Girls with Low Self-Esteem video]
Gob: Oh, here it is. Here it is.
Announcer: It was a wild time on the beach, and if you like magic, look away. The only thing this guy could make fly away was the crowd.
Tobias: Douche, chill!
Gob's Wife: Gob. I want out. I'm in love with your brother ..
Gob: What?! You did it again, you son of a bitch! [punches and knocks out Michael]
Gob's Wife: .. In-law. Tobias. Sorry. I should have finished that thought.
Michael: Is this about the money?
Gob: No.
Michael: What do you want?
Gob: I mean, it's not about money in the sense that I'm coming here saying, "Here, Michael. Take some money." It's just more of a "may I have some" kind of visit.
Gob: I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Michael: You're making Dad your best man? That's great. I guess being your brother and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man.
Gob: Hey, if he wants to support me, I'm not going to tell him to go to hell. Don't worry. You're still ...
Michael: What, invited?
Gob: No, I was going to say you're still the guy I want solving my problems. But, yeah, let me talk to Dad about that invite ... situation.
