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Dr. House: Okay, next procedure: we sneak in, turn back the clock.

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Dr. House: Come on, he's old, sick, and tiny. We can do whatever we want to him.

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Dr. House: Fresno, that's in France, right? Did you see the Parthenon?

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Dr. House: The results came back. The lab cannot identify the metal. Said it might not even be terrestrial.
Dr. Chase: Really?
Dr. House: No, you idiot. It's titanium.

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Patient's Mother: You're talking about brain surgery.
Dr. House: I'm talking about really cool brain surgery.

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Dr. House: Can you believe what Cuddy tried to pull?
Dr. Wilson: What now?
Dr. House: She lied to me. She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it.
Dr. Wilson: That doesn't sound like her.
Dr. House: You're right. Does sound like you, though.
Dr. Wilson: What exactly did Cuddy tell you?
Dr. House: Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now. So what was the plan? I'd feel so horrible by missing a case that I'd re-evaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness and become Cameron?
Dr. Wilson: Something like that. More that if we'd told you the truth, that you'd solved it based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God, and I was worried your wings would melt.
Dr. House: God doesn't limp.

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Dr. House: So it's a UFO. Unidentified Flowing Orifice.

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Dr. House: I know I get worked up when I cut microchip tracking implants out of my neck.

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Dr. Chase: House! Clancy has gone missing!
Dr. House: Oh God! I'll look on Alpha Centauri, you look on Tatooine, and Cameron can set up an intergalactic checkpoint. Let's pray he hasn't gone into hyperdrive - we'll never catch him.

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Dr. House: Foreman, you gotta steal this thing for me!
Dr. Foreman: Oh, let me ring up one of the homies.

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