Gregory House Quotes (Page 6)
Dr. House: Start counting.
[The patient takes his pulse]
Dr. House: How many?
Patient: 26.
Dr. House: Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
Dr. House: You suck at math.
Dr. House: You use toe-nail clippers up there?
Patient: They're longer, so they allow me to better reach the upper hairs.
Dr. House: I am wearing a rumpled shirt, and I forgot to brush my hair this week. You've got athlete's foot in your nose. I'm ready to be judged.
Dr. House: If you called to see the design of my prison tats, they're still at R&D.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: I told you never to call me when I'm on trial.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: When I lead the big patient rebellion, Voldemort here is the first to go.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Maddy: Are you high?
Dr. House: Higher than you.
Dr. Cameron: What are you gonna do?
Dr. House: I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.
Dr. House: Look, there's Jesus! Better go tell the Romans.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Det. Tritter: Merry Christmas.
Dr. House: And a Happy "Go to Hell."
Dr. House: RIGHT! She's sick, she's cute, she can't have flesh-eating bacteria! It's just wrong! Let's cure her with sunshine and puppies! Cute kids die to terrible illnesses! Innocent doctors go to jail! It's because cowards like you won't stand up and do what's required! You can sit around and moan about who's the bigger weakling, and I'm gonna' do my job.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007