Gregory House Quotes (Page 8)
Dr. Foreman: [On extremely obese patient] He wants to be discharged.
Dr. House: Oh right, places to go, people to eat.
Dr. House: This conversation is over because I've officially run out of clever things to call the guy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: Does Salma Hayek live in Mexico or Spain?
• Rating 2.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. Wilson:Your real fear is me having a good relationship
Dr. House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts.
Dr. Cuddy: Pay attention to me!
Dr. House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.
Dr. Foreman: Not sure I understand your ghetto slang, Dr. House. How many black women have you dated, by the way?
Dr. House: I don't care about color, as long as they can help me breed a superior race.
Dr. House:There's a reason we don't let kids vote, or drink, or work in salt mines. They're idiots! Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Dr. House: Infectious or environmental...all we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals, or it's Internet porn related. I'll check the Internet, you guys get the rest of the stuff.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007 Dr. House: If he's not hitting that, why is she here?
Dr. Cameron: Because I'm hitting that, and it's totally hot.
Dr. House: If you're not with someone your own age, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ali: What about us?
Dr. House: We'll always have Fresno. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that two little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Now now, here's looking at you, kid.