Heylia James Quotes
Heylia James: Serious s**t calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Conrad Shepard: You calling black people stupid?
Nancy Botwin: And lazy... and they also steal.
Heylia James: Yeah, but we sings and we dances real good.
Heylia: Shit, white folks get soda pop, niggas get bullets.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Heylia: Hey! Hey! Stop all that damn arguing, this is a house of peace. (interrupted by gunshots) Everybody all right?
Vaneeta: Yeah.
Heylia: Oh hell no, you don’t put weed in my cornbread!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Nancy: What do you do if somebody actually calls to get his house cleaned?
Heylia: Then I refer ‘em to my cousin Zondra, who cleans for real. She don’t make s**t, but Zondra found the Lord so she don’t care.
Heylia: Now, I know you got troubles, but like my momma always said, “Tough s**t.”
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Heylia: That’s it. Range Rover for stoney clover.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Heylia: [playing dominoes] Oh, you poor schmuck, you just played wrong. That’s a boat!
Nancy: Wait, a boat is when the four ends add up to 20?
Heylia: A boat is when I spank this boy’s black ass for thinking he all that with his three switchin’ bitches.
Nancy: Three switchin’ bitches?
Conrad: It’s 15. And a boat is 20. Stop f**kin’ with her, she’s just tryin’ to learn the game.
Heylia: We should start that in this neighborhood. Call it the “I’m getting’ skinny ‘cause some nigger stole my food” diet.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
