Hilda Suarez Quotes

Hilda: She's 130 pounds of bitch.
Valerie: What did you say?
Hilda: 120.

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Hilda: A job isn't about friends, it's about making money... and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters.

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Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.

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Justin: "Like you promised me the new Fergie CD, which I still don't have. Come on mom, 'Don't Phunk with my Heart.'"
Hilda: "Your father's not even gonna be here until 6. It'll be okay."
Justin: "Fine, but if I miss one minute of the first act... you think this is diva now?"

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Hilda: "I've found my new calling... 'Grandma Suarez Cupcakes!' I could be the latina Mrs. Fields!"

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Justin: You did run over her tree. And Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness.
Hilda: Grow up, Tiny Tim.

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Hilda: "I made this after Justin was born."
Justin: "Here come the tears. Just watch."

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Betty: And get that stupid cut-out out of here!
Hilda: Oh no, you did not just insult Melodie!

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Betty: He could be deported?
Immigration Lawyer: Very strong possibility, yes.
Betty: But, he has a family, he pays taxes, he’s a Mets fan...
Hilda: He’s in Oprah’s book club!

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Hilda: "There's no twirling in the armed forces!"
Ignacio: "Better hope he can sing, dance, and throw a punch."

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