Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 10)
Homer: Meals on wheels. Eat up or I go to jail.
Crazy Old Guy: Didn't these meals used to have a cobbler?
Homer: Uh, they discontinued the cobbler.
Crazy Old Guy: You smell like cobbler.
Homer: Now, let's not get into who smells like what.
Homer: Man, what a day. I'd kill for a beer.
Moe (nervously get him a beer): Uh, right away sir.
Homer: I'd stab for a pickle. (Moe swipes Lenny's pickle) Now, give me some peanuts!
Moe: Up, bup, bup. Ya didn't say ya'd kill me.
Homer: I'll kill you if you don't give me any peanuts.
Moe (does so): Right, I don't want any trouble.
Homer: Please don't hurt me! I won't tell anyone about the skeleton. And I can bring you more victims, like Lenny! He'd go great with wild rice!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007# Homer: I've never been so relieved, relieved, and angry!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007Carmen Electra: My face is up here, Homer.
Homer: (looking at Carmen's breasts) I've made my choice.
# Homer: Let's tell Krusty!
Marge: What will that do?
Homer: Come on. His reaction would be priceless!
(later)
Homer (in Krusty's office): Apu is cheating!
Krusty (depressed): That's sad. All those kids.
Homer: I think he's building up to something.
Homer: Thanks. Are you sure you don't want to come? In a Civil War re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first, but I cannot come.
Homer: So, if you take that bottle down and pass it around...
Apu: Yes! There will be forty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!
Homer: (laughs) That guy's hilarious, especially I liked his white shirt and blue pants. Hey, wait a second. (looks to his clothes) Angry Dad is me!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 29th, 2007 Bart: Hmmm...all I need is one classic character. [sees Homer outside struggling with a lawn chair]
Homer: Widat-wi-stupid lawn chair! Unfold you- [chair snaps his tongue]OUCH!!!!
Bart: Perfect! [begins drawing]
Homer: This'll teach that stupid chair...Ahhhhhhhh! I'm on fire! [shows Homer running around on fire] Ahhhhh...I hope no ones drawing this! Ahhh!