Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve.
Grampa: Oh, thank you.
Homer: I was talking to the cat.
Homer (thinking): I can't let Lisa find out. Time to do what I do best! Lie to a child!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007 Marge: Homer, I want to show the world how I feel about you!
Homer: The world's really not that interested!
Homer: There once was a rapping tomato/That's right, I said "rapping tomato"/He rapped all day/From April to May/...And also, guess what, it was me.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 3rd, 2007Homer: Won't joining the army take me away from my family for two years?
Recruiter: A large target like you will be home a lot sooner than that.
Homer: (to Colonel) You have an awesome voice! Can you say 'side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite'?
Colonel: Side effects may include dizziness and loss of appetite.
Marge: Homer, Im sorry but I can't love a 4,000 ton cannibal
Homer: Awww, what happened to "For better or worse"?
Bart: Look you just ate Dr.Phil.
Homer: It's amazing, he tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor.
Dr.Phil: Food does not equal love!
Homer: Burn everything!!!
Lenny: Homer, ya know, we haven't even seen these aliens.
Homer: That's alien talk! (Shoots Lenny)
Big Band Stu: Big Band Stu says 23-skidoo! (Homer Shoots Big Band Stu)
Marge: Well, if you're through, let's check out that discount book warehouse.
Homer: But we already own a book!
Marge: "Homer! Your butt just gave me a brilliant idea!"
Homer: "Yep, it'll do that."