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Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 58)

D'oh!

Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

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Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

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Homer: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

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Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

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Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

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Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.

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Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

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Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.

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Homer: I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.

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Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.

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