Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 58)
Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.
Homer: I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 21st, 2007