Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 61)
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.
Homer: I do have a story about two other young marrieds. Now, the wife of this couple had an interesting quirk in the bedroom. It seems she goes wild with desire if her husband nibbles on her elbow.
Mrs. Krabappel: We need names.
Homer: Well, er, let's just call them, uh, "Mr. X" and "Mrs. Y." So anyway, Mr. X would say, "Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J. Simpson."
Homer: He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
• Vote for this Quote! • February 17th, 2007Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!