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Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 65)

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Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

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Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

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Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're *under*reacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is *under*.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: *bad*bye

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Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

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Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

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Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

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Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

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Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

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Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

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