Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 7)
Homer's Business Card: (Gives to Marge in case she wanted to cheat on Moe)
Homer Simpson Plus Size Butt Model
Homer: See Lisa, instead of one big-shot controlling all the media, now there's a thousand freaks xeroxing their worthless opinions.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Marge: He was deaf!
Skinner: Oh I'm sure Marge, just like blind Bart, wheelchair Bart, pregnant Bart, and my personal favorite, railroad spike through head Bart.
Homer: Hehehe kids love trains.
Homer: Donkey Basketball? Now I've heard everything. Unlike YOU! Ahahah! Haha! Oh, everybody remember that for when his hearing comes back.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Lisa (to Homer): I can't believe you stood Mom up!
Bart: Face it, Lis--men are dogs. The worse we treat you, the more you want us.
Lisa: That's not what dogs do.
Bart (laughing): You said "dog doo"! You said "dog doo"!
Homer: (laughing)) She sure did!
Bart: Way to go, Dad!
Lisa: The perfect kiss!
Homer: It was pretty delicious.
Marge: It was as satisfying as a million Hallmark cards with all the right-size envelopes.
(Lisa sighs dreamily)
Homer: It felt like a cluster bomb wiping out a graveyard full of zombies.
(Bart sighs dreamily)
Homer: I couldn't believe my eye. She was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen...
(remembers Marge is listening)
Homer: (nervous chuckle) Uh...until I met your mother, who made that girl look like a Godzilla made of garbage.
Marge: Homer, that girl was me!
boy Homer: All right, how should I get there? (sees rowboat) Hmm...I guess it's row versus wade. And it's my right to choose!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007 Mr. Burns: You will work for me.
Homer: I already work for you.
Homer/Pie Man: Don't do the crime if you can't do the KEY LIME!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 2nd, 2007