Homer Simpson Quotes (Page 9)
Homer [as he is carried away]: America rules! Our Beatles are much better than your precious Rolling Stones!
[in the previews, the line is as follows]
Homer: Yes! I've been imprisoned on six continents! Now all I have to do is kill a penguin!
Marge: [On the London Eye] I don't think we'll find the kids from up here.
Homer: Let's just look. There's Big Ben; there's Piccadilly Circus; there's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American black music who ever walked the Earth; Oh, there's the kids.
Lisa: Oh, Sir Ian McKellen! You're my favorite Shakespearean actor.
Ian McKellen: Thank you, my dear. Please take these free tickets to my play.
Homer: What? What play?
Ian McKellen: We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.
Homer: You mean Macbeth?
[a car splashes McKellen]
Ian McKellen: Quiet, you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!
Homer: Well, Marge. You have to admit I've been on my best behavior.
Marge: You punched three people on the way over here.
Homer: That was over football results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellow card in the box?
Marge: Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer: I understand the word "gave"...unless it means something else in this country!
Marge: Tony, I mean, Mr. Prime Minister, what should we see first?
Tony Blair: There's so much to see here. Parliament, Stratford-on-Avon, White cliffs of Dover. Oh, and since you Americans love castles, there's a huge one in Edinburgh, the city where I was born.
Homer: The place where I was born is now a gator farm.
Tony Blair: Smashing.
Lisa: Maybe you could give us a personal tour of your country?
Tony Blair: I'd love to. But I'm late for an appointment. I'm greeting a lovely Dutch couple at Gate 23. Cheerio.
[puts on a jetpack and flies off, James Bond-style]
Homer: Wow, I can't believe we met Mr. Bean!
[speaking to the Queen Elizabeth II]
Homer: Her luggage is inscribed "H.R.H.," which means her real name must be "Henrietta R Hippo."
Homer: I wish God were alive to see this.
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Jimbo: Jesus is our King!
Homer: Not anymore!
Sideshow Bob: Homer, who can you think of who would have reason to kill you?
Homer: Well, there's Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, the Emperor of Japan, ex-President Bush-
Marge: -The late Frank Grimes-
Homer: -PBS, Stephen Hawking, the angry little Dixie Chick-
Marge: -and the state of Florida.
Sideshow Bob: How can an ordinary man have so many enemies?
Homer: I'm a people person- who drinks.
Bart: Dad, how could you put my life in danger to save your own?!
Homer: You'll understand someday when you have kids!