Ignacio Suarez Quotes

Ignacio: Just add cilantro.
Betty: I don't think I have cilantro. Can I just add extra cheese?
Ignacio: You didn't buy chili powder, and you used ketchup, so why not.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007


Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007


Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007


Ignacio [to Daniel]: "Betty told me to feed and water you."

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007


Ignacio: "You were this close to stuffing a brisket!"

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Hilda: "There's no twirling in the armed forces!"
Ignacio: "Better hope he can sing, dance, and throw a punch."

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007


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Total Quotes: 6