Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 2)
Kenneth: So, Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
Jack: I heard you were talking to my collegue Devon Banks. Did he tell you why he was in New York?
Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your ideas. You know he started off as a page, just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
Jack: You say the right things ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open doors for you.
Kenneth: Okay. What kinds of questions?
Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him tell him you have two tickets for 'A Chorus Line' for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
Jack: Devon, what can I do for you?
Devin: I think we're way past that Jack. Let's be honest with each other, I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job.
Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.
Devin: Yeah? Well you should be.
Jack: Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.
Devin: Yeah, let's.
Jack: Good God. Devon is gay. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Liz: Maybe you should seduce him and get him to tell you all his secret plans.
Jack: Banks is no slouch. He pioneered the concept of ten-second Internet sitcoms.
[cut to computer]
Theme: Makin' it happen!
[husband walks in door]
Husband: Honey, I'm home!
Wife: [sarcastic] Oh, great!
Theme: We made it!
[credits roll]
Jack: Hey, Devin, you'd better watch out. Kenneth may take your job one day.
Devin: Or your job, Jack.
Kenneth: [points at janitor] Or his job!
[Kenneth laughs, Jack and Devin just stare]
Jack: Now, there are 140 people on this show, so go out there and make 126 people very happy.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Tracy: Who else is going to be at that party?
Jack: Well, you're going to be sharing the stage with NAS...
Tracy: Nope, he hates me! We used to date the same girl.
Jack: What about Young Jeezy?
Tracy: Forget about it. I called his pit bull gay on 106th and Park.
Liz: That would do it.
Jack: The Game?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: T.I.?
Tracy: It not happenin.
Jack: Super head?
Tracy: No can do.
Jack: Fabulus?
Tracy: Wont do.
Jack: Redonkeykong?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: MC Skat Kat?
Tracy: What?
Jack: HoMONKulus?
Tracy: Uh-uh.
Jack: Raw Dog?
Tracy: Hell no! Me an his beef go way back. We were both on cast members on Nickelodeon show called "Ray-Ray's Garage."
Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
Ridikolus: I am Ridikolus.
Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.
Jack: Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007
