Jack Donaghy Quotes (Page 3)
Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.
Jack: This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy; Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
Liz: No, Jack. I don't want to learn about negotiation. I just want Josh to stay. The show needs him.
Jack: Lesson number one: you don't need anyone. Sure, Josh tests well with female viewers 12 to 24, which is important to advertisers because young women will buy just about anything.
Jack: The crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Jack: Good lord! The worm ... that's so degrading. Are its origins German?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Jack: He is not your friend, he's your opponent. He's going to try to grab all the marbles and it's our job to hide them.
Liz: That's not how you play marbles, Jack.
Jack: But that's how you keep them.
Jack: What are you doing?
Tracy: Payback. The way you treated me. You used me.
Jack: God, its like dating Katie Couric all over again. I didn't use you. I created a situation that could have been mutually beneficial and you blew it.
Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
Bianca: Johnny, promise me you won't sell the Arby's.
Jack: I won't. I'm going to board it up, open all of the windows and let nature have at it.
Jack: Ooh, video games! We could play video games.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007