Jackie Burkhart Quotes
Laurie: Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate so I flunked out of college! Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Jackie on Laurie: Innocent? Okay Eric, no offence, but your sister is as slutty as they come.
Kelso: Eric, are you gonna let her say that about your sister?
Eric: Sure.
Jackie: I'm a thief!
Hyde: I think technically you're an accessory.
Eric: Which should make you happy, cuz you love accessories.
Jackie: Oh my god! Pink and purple with a unicorn! You remembered!
Kelso: Of course I remembered. I remember everything you tell me even when you think I don't.
Jackie: Really. What's my favorite season?
Kelso: Fall?
Jackie: Why?
Kelso: Uh, the outfits flatter your chestnut eyes.
Jackie: And?
Kelso: Slimming lines and dark colors.
Jackie: Oh my god, Michael! When you started acting like an immature jerk, I started having doubts about us. But now this purple and pink unicorn candy dish proves you're a grown up!
Written all over Donna's face: I HAD SEX.
Jackie: OH MY GOD. We need to talk, RIGHT NOW!
Hyde: [Jackie has just beaten up Laurie] You kicked her ass, man!
Jackie: [Exhausted] Yeah... whatever.
Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now, I love you!
Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?
Jackie: [announces to the gang]Guess who's joining the Miss Dairy Princess pageant?
Fez: I know, a cow?
Donna: This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly!
Donna: Yeah... I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.