Jackie Burkhart Quotes (Page 2)
Jackie: [to Red] I'm really sorry your mom died. It's like... sad and stuff.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: [after they painted a pot leaf on the water tower] It doesn't look like a pot leaf.
Kelso: What?
Hyde: It looks like a hand giving the finger.
Kelso: It doesn't have to look perfect Hyde, it's art!
Hyde: Get over there and make it better!
Kelso: Fine.
[Kelso climbs back up the railing]
Hyde: Just make it wider. Ok, out further though..right up there-
[Kelso falls off the water tower]
Jackie: Oh my God, Michael!
Hyde: Hey Kelso...
Kelso: Yeah?
Hyde: How does it look from down there?
Kelso: It looks like it's giving me the finger!
Jackie: [sitting atop the water tower] Oh my God. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.
Jackie: [in Eric's dream, dressed as storm troopers] Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Oh, God, Steven, this is beautiful. You know, this whole experience has taught me that I don't need Michael to go to the Prom. I can go with anyone, even you. Thanks. [she kisses Hyde on the cheek]
Hyde: Okay, let's not do that.
Jackie: Well, I have a date too.
Kelso: Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
Donna: I have to go to the bathroom. Jackie?
Jackie: Oh my God, Donna, you have never asked me to go to the bathroom with you before!
Donna: Yeah, it's a big day.
