Jackie Burkhart Quotes (Page 3)
Jackie: [after finding out she is not pregnant] Now I can forget about this whole ugly thing and never ever have to--
Donna: [while shaking her] Jackie, I am not gonna let you forget about this!
Jackie: So Donna, tell me more about this pill. Does it do anything weird to your hair?
Donna: Only above your lip.
Jackie: I can't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father!
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: I thought he was yelling at you.
Donna: Where’s Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is popular.
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me.
Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie: Well, you still have me.
Kelso: It's not the same Jackie! I can talk to Eric about things that...that I can't talk about with you.
Jackie: Ok, well like what?
Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
Jackie: Donna! Stairs are not gonna stop a high school horndog. Barbed wire will not stop a high school horndog. A wall of fire will not stop a high--
Donna: Jackie, I get it, I get it.
Jackie: [to Donna] I understand everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Kelso: Jackie, where'd you go?
Jackie: I had to get something for you to bite on cause I told everyone you were having a seizure!
Midge: (picks up the phone) Hello?
Jackie: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
Midge: Donna, it's for you.
Jackie: I'm waiting.
Hyde: Just say it and she'll go home.
Eric: Fine. (pause) You know, you're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee. (winces)
Jackie: Thank you!
