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Jake Harper Quotes

Alan: Well you know what, it doesn't matter if I look cool, we judge a person by what's inside, not by what they wear.
Jake: Lucky for you, huh.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007

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Charlie: Look Jake, I'm sorry about the Wendy thing, but there's nothing I can do about it. And I want us to be buddies again. I don't want you to hate me anymore.
Jake: I don't hate you.
Charlie: Good.
Jake: I'm just very disappointed in you.
Charlie: Hey, I get enough of that crap from my mother.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007

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Jake: Grandma says you're a bitter disappointment

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007

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Jake: Your mom is my grandma.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 26th, 2007

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