Jennifer Melfi Quotes (Page 2)
Tony Soprano: Gloom is your business and business is good.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You were shot Anthony, by a member of your family.
Tony Soprano: I know.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And unless I know absolutely nothing about what I'm doing, I think you and I'll have a lot to talk about. Are you familiar with the term, "post-traumatic stress"?
Tony Soprano: I get it, okay? My uncle tried ta kill me...for the second time. Three strikes and I'm out right?
Tony Soprano: Well, here I am. Back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Yup.
Tony Soprano: So, let me ask you right off, is there any chance of a mercy f**k?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You tried to smother your mother with a pillow.
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: In the hospital. After her stroke.
Tony Soprano: The f**k I did! I grabbed a pillow but... it was just to keep my hands occupied.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: For example, you could tell her she means a great deal to you, but you think of her as a daughter.
Tony Soprano: Even if I wanna f**k her brains out?
Tony Soprano: Nah, I always think.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Really?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Having sex with your mistress' cousin, like the mistress wasn't enough ta piss off your wife.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Of course, what's wrong with me?
Tony Soprano: I dunno... but we'll find out. Leave it to Dr. Tony.
Tony Soprano: The old guys were different. Men in the front. Wives in the back.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You like that arrangement.
Tony Soprano: Actually, I think the wives should ride in a little cart, behind the car... like in the cartoons. Like behind Noah's ark, there's a little boat with the skunks.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: So wives are skunks?
Tony Soprano: Ah, Jesus f**kin' Christ! It's a f**kin' joke. Does it have to be like a cancer hospital in here?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: But Carmela is in control in the dream...
Tony Soprano: Why, cuz she's drivin'?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well... guess who's no longer a patient of mine? Calling all cars.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We can turn our attention to other sources of pain and truth?
Tony Soprano: Pain and truth....come on!! I'm a fat f**kin' crook from New Jersey!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well, in the future, I'll ask that you extend to me the same courtesy you would a crack addict.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007
