Jennifer Melfi Quotes (Page 3)
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: The RICO Act, Eliot. We sat there and we talked about the f**king RICO Act.
Dr. Elliot Kupferberg: You treat different patients, your base of knowledge expands.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Two years ago, I thought "RICO" was a relative of his.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.
Tony Soprano: F**kin' Internet.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Now that you found out that you have a retarded family member, do you feel better about coming here?
Tony Soprano: What?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Is it permissable now? Is it enough of a sad tragedy that you can join the rest of the douchebags?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I can't just do that, lam it. I have a life. I have patients.
Tony Soprano: You tell them August came early this year.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I have patients who are suicidal!
Tony Soprano: Well they're not gonna feel any better about their life if you get clipped.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?
Tony Soprano: They all break my balls.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: When's the last time you had a prostate exam?
Tony Soprano: Hey, I don't even let anyone wag their finger in my face.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: With today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer with feelings of exhaustion and depression.
Tony Soprano: Here we go. Here comes the Prozac.
