Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 13)
Jerry: Elaine, see this T-shirt? Six years I've had this T-shirt. It's my best one, I call him... Golden Boy.
Elaine: I'm on the phone here.
Jerry: Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here, touch Golden Boy!
Jerry: Uh... I don't feel so good.
Elaine: What's wrong?
Jerry: My stomach, I... I think it was that cookie.
Elaine: The black and white?
Jerry: Yeah.
Elaine: Not getting along?
Jerry: You're crazy.
Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world crashing down all around you?
Jerry: Oh, I've been waiting a while for this.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jerry: What, you’re cheating on your conversion test?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Winona: What, an "Indian giver," Jerry?
Jerry: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
George: "A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime."
Jerry: "You're a lucky guy."
Jerry: You're a massage teaser!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jerry: I don't get this Scissorhands. Is he a superhero? Like Green Lantern? What's with this guy? I'm just asking.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Jerry: [to young fan] What the **** are you doing, you little piece of ****?!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007
