Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 15)
Jerry: You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jerry: Again with the sweat pants?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jerry: Usually the O stays with the B. Once the B is gone the O leaves with it.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 George: I guess it can't hurt him... People eat pounds of those things.
Jerry: They eat them, they don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!
Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's. peppermint; it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!
Jerry: ... Mulva?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007Jerry: Because it's a little mint. It's a Junior Mint.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls!" I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls" ... Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls." Not "Guys And Guys."
George: So, whaddya say? You know, you'll always be the only man I'll ever love.
Jerry: What's the matter with you?
George: C'mon, go along...
Jerry: I'm not "going along." I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along!"
Jerry: I've been outed, I wasn't even in!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007