Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 19)
Jerry: I kinda like this opera crowd, I feel tough. Anybody else got a problem?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jerry: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you just get lost?
Man: Why don't you get lost?!
Jerry: Because I was standing here, that's why!
Man: Oh yeah?!
Jerry: Yeah!
Jerry: What, do you think I care about the money? Is that what you think? You want me to show you what I care about money? [tears up a dollar[ Here look, here look at this, here's a dollar. There, that's how much I care about money.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jerry: Hey, hey, what are you doing? That's my quarter.
Man: No, it's not. It's mine.
Jerry: I was just flipping it. It's mine.
Man: No, I dropped it. It's mine.
Jerry: All right, do you want the quarter? Take the quarter, but don't try and tell me it's yours.
Man: Well, it is mine.
Naomi: I thought you liked to laugh. I thought you were happy go-lucky.
Jerry: No, nah. I'm not happy and I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything I'm sad stop unlucky.
Elaine: Who has the remote?
Mel: He does.
Elaine: The remote goes through the bubble?
Mel: Yeah, he's in the bubble with the remote.
Jerry: So you have no control over the remote?
Mel: No, it's frustrating.
Jerry: He's a bubble boy!
George: A bubble boy?!
Jerry: Yes! A bubble boy!
Susan: What's a bubble boy?
Jerry: He lives in a bubble!
George: Boy.
Jerry: So you ask her out.
Helen: I'm not gonna ask her out.
Jerry: Why not?
Helen: If you don't think she's beautiful, there's something wrong with you.
Jerry: She's pretty. She's not beautiful.
Helen: I should drop dead if she's not beautiful.
Jerry: I think that's a little extreme.
Leo: She's alright.
Helen: She's very attractive.
Jerry: She's okay.
Helen: Just okay?
Jerry: She's nice.
Helen: She's better than nice.
Jerry: She's all right.
Helen: She's beautiful.
Jerry: She's not beautiful.
Helen: I think she's beautiful.
Jerry: You know a muffin can be very filling.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007
