Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 20)
Kramer: No. We had a deal. There are no guarantees in life.
Newman: No, but there's karma, Kramer.
Jerry: "Karma Kramer"?
Jerry: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.
Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.
Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.
George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: Which flavor?
George: Milano.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanos? What crazy town is this?
Jerry: Hello 911? How are you?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Jerry: You scared me!
Kramer: It’s just me.
Jerry: That’s enough!
Newman: They're gonna beat me up!
George: No we're not.
Jerry: We're trying to find out what happened to Kramer.
Newman: You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About they keys. Yeah, that's right - about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap.
Jerry: Bad rap?
Newman: Yeah, from you.
Jerry: Me?
Newman: You heard me. So he packed it up and split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A.
Jerry: [to Newman] Now, you better tell me where Kramer is, or are we gonna have to do this the hard way?
Newman: Help! Help!
Jerry: Where's Kramer?
Newman: Help!
Elaine: What's going on?
Jerry: You always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 George: Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Jerry: She's a NAZI George, a Nazi!
Jerry: And you want to be my latex salesman.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007