Jerry Seinfeld Quotes (Page 5)
Jack: What? D'you think you're such a big shot now, because you got a Cadillac?
Morty: [dismissive] Aahh!
Jack: [dismissive] Aahh!
Morty: Could you believe that guy?
Jerry: Aahh!
Jack: I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?!
Jerry: He doesn't wanna take a ride.
Morty: Uh huh.
Jack: What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times. Thousands!
Morty: Thousands?!
Jerry: Shut up, you old bag!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007 Jerry: She's too good.
George: Too Good?
Jerry: I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.
George: I see what you mean,
Jerry: I admire the hell out of the her, you can't have sex with someone you admire.
George: I didn't get any bread.
Jerry: Just forget it. Let it go.
George: Um, excuse me, I... I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread? Two dollars extra.
George: Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George: Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: Three dollars!
George: What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Kramer: Look at this, Jerry; dropping paper on the ground. That's littering.
Jerry: Maybe you better call the cops and turn me in.
Kramer: Maybe I will.
Jerry: I can't believe you're a friend of mine.
Kramer: What kind of person are you going around killing people?
Jerry: Well, I am sure I had a good reason.
Kramer: Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?
Jerry: But you know me!
Kramer: I thought I did!
Jerry: Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody would you turn me in?
Kramer: Definitely.
Jerry: You're kidding?
Kramer: No, no, I would turn you in.
Jerry: You would turn me in?
Kramer: I wouldn't even think about it.
Jerry: Well, you know, we were having dinner the other night, and she's got this strangest habit: she eats her peas one at a time. You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them. I mean, we've had dinner other times. I've seen her eat corn niblets but she scooped them.
George: ... She scooped her niblets?
Jerry: Yes. That's what was so vexing.
Gennice: I'm having a little trouble with all this. I mean all I ever wanted to do is sing. Now I'm the focus of this big media frenzy. Nobody in the show will even talk to me.
Jerry: Oh, stop your crying, will ya?
